That's right, folks! Today you get two posts for the price of one! Try to contain your excitement.
Actually, don't. I'll contain it for you.
This post is nothing special. It's all about shamelessly bragging about myself, which I find rather uncomfortable (note: I don't really find it uncomfortable. That's just something you have to say. Truth be told, I love bragging about myself, and, frankly, I can't think of anything I enjoy more).